Saturday 16/05/15
The day of the big May congregation: 1200 twats, 1100 of whom were there for their £40 MA.
A slow start but got pretty busy by the end (gobshites from the poxy colleges always buy stuff to reassure them that they went to the same university as people who go to the proper colleges).
Lots of fun chats about names: a bloke called Peacock who called his son Drew without thinking it through. Or saying it aloud. Poor kid!
A long day though 09.30 - 19.45 was knackering. Did get some grub (had to ask as they'd put the sandwiches away by the time I got a break). Ran out of frames so did a free upgrade for last skinflint twat who wanted a teak one.
Missed Stevie G's last game at Anfield completely. We also got beaten by Palace again. :¬(
Over to the Isaac for a G&T and a chat with Heather & Lou. Told them about Drew Peoacock & Lou said she didn't get it. Told her to say it faster....
Was going to order chips but load of knobs came in & ordered a pint and a meal individually. Home to bed for a long sleep.
Sunday 17/05/15
Got up late and went across the road for food & football. Lou did her usual wind-up on Jo, asking for chicken fajitas then ordering chicken & mash. Spicy vege wrap for me - lovely.
Heather came in for the 2nd match and got told off by Dick for reading all the papers at once then big Jim wound her up too. She went to the loo & the wife had to go and comfort her and cheer her up.
Swansea v City pretty good. ManUSA v Le Arse bloody terrible. In fact I said to Jim that Arsenal had done bugger all when they scored (via a wicked deflection).
Hung about for a while chatting & seeing Barcelona winning the title before heading home. Was still hungry so Lou made some spuds & one of the vegetable tarts that I'd got in Tesco. Bloody tasty even with the dreaded broccoli in it.
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