A round-up

In the last few days alone (!)

• Theresa May lost another Brexit vote - one that was supposed to confirm what had been decided only 2 weeks ago!

• China called off trade talks with the UK, cancelling a summit, after Private Pike, AKA Gavin Williamson, said he was sending an aircraft carrier to the South China Sea

• The Seaborne Freight contract was cancelled after somebody noticed that they didn't have any boats

• The PM attacked kids protesting about Climate Change with Arsewipe Andrea calling the 'truants'

• Trade talks with Japan were nearly totally cancelled after a letter from Fox & Hunt implied that the Japanese were dragging their feet