Must be great to be Boris Johnson: There's literally nothing he can do that assorted gammon's, acolytes, sycophants and the press (GASPs) won't excuse.
Machine guns refugee orphan kids
GASPs: BoJo gets tough on immigration / Foreign immigrants steal British Bullets
Bends the Queen over the throne during the state opening of Parliament
GASPs: Sexy GILF proves she's still got it / A right royal seeing to
Abolishes the RAF & Navy, reducing the army to an elderly regimental goat called Colin
GASPs: Parlous public finances mean tough choices
Snorting cocaine off a rent-boy's buttocks while getting a blow-job from a transvestite
GASPs: Boris proves his commitment to gay small businesses.
Flogs the NHS to US insurance firms
GASPs: BoJo in Triumphant Trump Trade Deal
Caught on camera asking if Macron would be OK if he had a 3-some with his wife
GASPs: Entente has never been so Cordial
Pisses on a disabled homeless veteran
GASPs: PM puts disgusting scrounger in his place
Caught with next 2 election results
GASPs: Brilliant Boris Wins Massive Majority
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