Siri, show me what an arrogant twat looks like

I wanted either:

Bacon Rees-Smug to wake with a start, look round and whisper "Oh Boy!"

or

MPs to quietly tip-toe out & dim the lights. Then put on 'Planet of The Apes' masks & tip-toe back in & raise the lights & see how long it takes him to notice and/or run from the chamber screaming. 😈