Bloody work!

Been really busy a t work for the last few weeks - November is usually a bit quieter but not this year.

Been busy outside too. We saw Klopp win away in Russia. We missed Halloween as we went to the pub and watched us stuff Chelski/RWC Final we went back, tryed on some outfits, lay down on the bed and woke up 2 hours later. We were going to watch the fireworks but it pissed it down so we stayed in the pub instead.

Cheski lost again. Heather NOT happy at all (even told us to fuck off when asked who she wanted as new manager). Then they lost again when he was banned from the stadium.

New John Lewis ad came out. Immediately parodied. Not sure what the old guy did that was so bad he was sent there. Maybe he's Hitler. Moon Hitler. Also why did she send a magic telescope not, say, an escape vehicle? Or food? Oh, it's because he's a peado moon hitler.

Klopp finally lost a game (against bogey team Palace). Law of averages said could't remain unbeaten for ever.

Pakistan won the test series 2-0 after another monumental batting collapse by England.

Still lots of suicides looking for somewhere to happen: lots of cyclists with no lights. One with no lights undertaking a car that was turning left onto Lady Margaret Road (luckily was spotted in time).

In politics May proved she didn't have a scooby about technology when she published the Snoopers Charter 2.0 (like version 1.0 but with extra stupidity added). WhatsApp, iMessage etc now will be banned & ISP's will have to charge much more for access as have to store terraflops of data for every user for a year.

And that's not the really stupid stuff!

Geaoge Osborne got beaten by the Lords over his iniquitous tax removal plans and Cameron was made to look even shiftier & more evasive than normal by Corbyn asking him 6 times whether hardworking families would lose money. Obviously Cameron couldn't answer as he'd be forced to admit that they would. Some £1300 each.

Sonny Bill Willimason gave his medal to a kid rugby tackled by a security cunt. RWC gave him a new one to replace it.