In news that will surprise precisely no on, Johnson was cleared of wrongdoing by the bloke (a baron no less) he appointed to investigate his wrongdoing.
But Geidt's report also raises new questions.
Johnson claimed in parliament that he'd paid for the redecoration 'in full'. The Baron investigating said that Johnson didn't know who paid the bill.
So how did this mystery donor know he hadn't paid? How did they know who was due money? If the Albino BinGibbon didn't know who paid for his curtains etc how could he pay them back?
Still a member of the establishment clearing a fellow member of the elite, will make forelock-tugging wankers across the country breathe a sigh of relief that all is well in the paradise that is Albion once more.
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