Thursday, 12 August 2021

Death List 12/08/21

 eath List

  • Gerry Marsden
  • Tanya Roberts
  • Colin Bell
  • Albert Roux
  • Gerry Cottle
  • Siegfried Fishbacher
  • Brian Sicknik
  • Gerry Cottle
  • Charlotte Cornwell
  • Phil Spector
  • Mira Furlan
  • Larry King
  • Ronald Pickup
  • Tom Moore
  • Glen Roeder
  • Ian St John
  • Trevor Peacock
  • Marvin Hagler
  • Murray Walker
  • Yaphet Kotto
  • George Segal
  • Sabine Schmitz
  • Paul Ritter
  • Phillip Mountbatten
  • Shirley Williams
  • Michael Collins
  • Nick Kamen
  • Max Mosely
  • Martin Sheldon
  • Cobweb
  • Una Stubbs

Monday, 31 May 2021

The outsider?

 Andrew Neil is an "outsider" according to the Independent.

Really?
The former editor of the Sunday Times, editor at the Economist, editor-in-chief of the Barclay brothers' Press Holdings, founding chairman of Sky TV & a veteran of 25 years at the BBC?
That Andrew Neil?

Saturday, 29 May 2021

Least shocking news ever

In news that will surprise precisely no on, Johnson was cleared of wrongdoing by the bloke (a baron no less) he appointed to investigate his wrongdoing.

But Geidt's report also raises new questions.

Johnson claimed in parliament that he'd paid for the redecoration 'in full'. The Baron investigating said that Johnson didn't know who paid the bill.

So how did this mystery donor know he hadn't paid? How did they know who was due money? If the Albino BinGibbon didn't know who paid for his curtains etc how could he pay them back?

Still a member of the establishment clearing a fellow member of the elite, will make forelock-tugging wankers across the country breathe a sigh of relief that all is well in the paradise that is Albion once more.


Friday, 28 May 2021

A simple response

 


Cummings testimony

Thinking over Cummings evidence I don't think we learnt anything that we didn't already know or suspect. He put flesh on the bones but the skeleton has been evident to all who cared to look.

Eg. We know that Johnson is an incompetent oaf who didn't take the warnings and evidence in other countries seriously. We knew about patients being decanted into care homes without testing, seeding the virus. We knew 'herd immunity' was the policy. We know about the lack of any kind of plan for a pandemic. We know that the lack of PPE was a disaster waiting to happen to health professionals.

It was also risible that DC said Johnson was infit to be leader & that it had come down to a choice between him and Corbyn was an indictment of our system. This from the man who did so much to get him fucking elected in 2019!

Monday, 17 May 2021

The flood

Thought: If the biblical flood wiped out all life from the face of the earth, apart from the inhabitants of a large boat (as religious nutbags would have us believe), how come we still have trees and lettuce and stuff?


Does lettuce prosper under water for 40+ days? What about onions? Or potatoes?

Brexit & the Indian Variant

The current shitstorm partly stems from Brexit, specifically Johnson & his role in that ongoing omniclusterfuck.

Johnson fought on the side of leave because he calculated it advanced his chances of being PM.

Because of his promises (ie lies) + his total inability to read anything more demanding than the Beano, he fucked the country's trade up.

Because of that, he was desperate for a big trade deal with India to prove his rhetoric wasn't just hogwash.

Because of that, he kept India off the red list. Because he didn't want to upset Modi & ruin the deal.

Because of that, when finally bowed to the inevitable, he allowed people another 96 hours to come here.

Because of that, there was a rush of people coming from the sub-continent.

This is 100% his fault & stems from the man he was in 2016 & his unchanged nature since then.

Helen Glanville

Thursday, 6 May 2021

Death List 2021 - Updated 06/05/21

  Death List

  • Gerry Marsden
  • Tanya Roberts
  • Colin Bell
  • Albert Roux
  • Gerry Cottle
  • Siegfried Fishbacher
  • Brian Sicknik
  • Gerry Cottle
  • Charlotte Cornwell
  • Phil Spector
  • Mira Furlan
  • Larry King
  • Ronald Pickup
  • Tom Moore
  • Glen Roeder
  • Ian St John
  • Trevor Peacock
  • Marvin Hagler
  • Murray Walker
  • Yaphet Kotto
  • George Segal
  • Sabine Schmitz
  • Paul Ritter
  • Phillip Mountbatten
  • Shirley Williams
  • Michael Collins
  • Nick Kamen
  • Max Mosely

Friday, 30 April 2021

Brexit dividends no 849

 So we can no longer land cod but Norway can export it here tariff-free. 🤔


People might not rally give a fuck about the fact the financial sector is haemorrhaging money to the continent but they'd notice if there was no cod for their fish & chips.

And they'd not be happy.

Wednesday, 28 April 2021

#CashForCurtains

The stupidest thing is Johnson could have killed the #CashForCurtains scandal at the start by saying:

'We've got a rugrat now and, after reflection, decided to redecorate and toddler-proof the entire flat. I couldn't get access to the money at the time so a pal lent it to me & I paid him back. Simples.

Sorry if |I haven't had time to update the members register but it's on my 'To Do' list and I promise I will when I get a moment.'

Sarah Vine

Sarah Vine: “The prime minister can’t be expected to live in a skip.”

So why does he look like he fucking woke up in one every frigging day?

Bat-shit mental breakdown 2

 I don't think I've ever seen #MajorSleaze so rattled!

Looks like Starmer has landed a painful series of blows, so much so that he's now raving & ranting about anything that comes into his tiny mind!

After last week's 'shoplifter defence' I didn't think I'd see Johnson do much worse. That full-on raving, practically frothing at the mouth, madman was totally unexpected. Either it was an act, he knows he's in deep shit or both.

Bat-shit mental breakdown 1

 "Hun, I'm not sure that going full-on-mad-bastard was the best way to deflect attention from your sleaze problems."


Friday, 9 April 2021

How it started 2


 

Murray


 

Nighthawkless


 

How It Started 1


 

2021 Death List - 12/04/21

  Death List


  • Gerry Marsden
  • Tanya Roberts
  • Colin Bell
  • Albert Roux
  • Gerry Cottle
  • Siegfried Fishbacher
  • Brian Sicknik
  • Gerry Cottle
  • Charlotte Cornwell
  • Phil Spector
  • Mira Furlan
  • Larry King
  • Ronald Pickup
  • Tom Moore
  • Glen Roeder
  • Ian St John
  • Trevor Peacock
  • Marvin Hagler
  • Murray Walker
  • Yaphet Kotto
  • George Segal
  • Sabine Schmitz
  • Paul Ritter
  • Phillip Mountbatten
  • Shirley Williams
  • Michael Collins

Tuesday, 23 March 2021

Lockdown

 It's the first anniversary of the first lockdown.

At least 126,000 dead in this country alone, billions siphoned off to cronies and the end is still years away. #lockdownanniversary

Sturgeon cleared

I wonder if the Tories (on both sides of the Hadrian's Wall) & their quisling collaborators are wondering today if they've made a major strategic blunder?


Not only did they fail to bring down Nicola Sturgeon, they've both empowered her & made another independence vote more likely.

And they could lose this one!

Even if it's only advisory (like the 2016 one), it'll be a major headache for Caesar Arsgustus: reject it & he'll have no right to criticise others for ignoring democratic mandates (imagine how China & Russia will frame it).

Accept it and he'll have to tell the woman he lied to that her favourite holiday home will be in another country.

Either way he goes down in history as the man who shat on a country's electorate or as the man who oversaw the break-up of the union.

Tuesday, 9 March 2021

Vaccine dates

 Got text with invitation for jabbing.

Went through the process &, ludicrously, the nearest centre was the Grafton centre.

Despite there being a centre literally just round the corner & where Lou has her 1st dose!

Booked in for 24/03/21 for 1st stabbing & 14/06/21.

Update: several days later I got one from the Drs saying I could go round the corner. Decided to stay with the booking I'd made already.

Death List 09/03/21

 Death List


  • Gerry Marsden
  • Tanya Roberts
  • Colin Bell
  • Albert Roux
  • Gerry Cottle
  • Siegfried Fishbacher
  • Brian Sicknik
  • Gerry Cottle
  • Charlotte Cornwell
  • Phil Spector
  • Mira Furlan
  • Larry King
  • Ronald Pickup
  • Tom Moore
  • Glen Roeder
  • Ian St John
  • Trevor Peacock
  • Marvin Hagler
  • Murray Walker
  • Yaphet Kotto

Wednesday, 3 March 2021

Running scared of a Scottish Terrier

The fact that the Nicola Sturgeon debacle is wall to wall TV across the country, tells you how much of a threat she poses to the right wing and the Tories, including those in Westminster.

But what if Sturgeon comes out of this stronger than ever?

Far-right scumbags are already running scared of her & a strengthened SNP could lead to full-scale rout of the neo-nazi bawbags in May plus a mandate for independence.

Conversely, if she has to go that could be a fatal blow to the cause. Will Alex Salmond go down as the man who defeated the cause he's spent his life on twice?

Friday, 15 January 2021

Pandemic Prediction - 15/01/21

The pandemic won't be under control until May 2022 at the earliest.

2021 will see a series of spikes and lockdowns despite the vaccine.

Current restrictions wont ease until May & then there'll be another wave in the autumn as its discovered that masses of the population haven't been vaccinated. Not due to being ant-vax loons but because of official incompetence they just get missed totally.

Any pubs etc that survive lockdown 3 will get a few months over the summer to make a bit of money before they are shut again/


Wednesday, 6 January 2021

Death List 2021 - 02/03/21

Death List

  • Gerry Marsden
  • Tanya Roberts
  • Colin Bell
  • Albert Roux
  • Gerry Cottle
  • Siegfried Fishbacher
  • Brian Sicknik
  • Gerry Cottle
  • Charlotte Cornwell
  • Phil Spector
  • Mira Furlan
  • Larry King
  • Ronald Pickup
  • Tom Moore
  • Glen Roeder
  • Ian St John