Tuesday, 29 December 2020
Trade Deal Done
What a surprise after the recent posturing theatrics from UK.
Maybe everyone seeing thousands of lorry's brought home what was coming & made no deal politically untenable.
Wonder how long it takes for takes for the ERG loons to cry "betrayal"?
Can also foresee that far-right gutter rags like the Daily Sieg Heil, Excuse etc proclaiming the deal as a "Great Victory For Boris".
And in about 3 months they'll be bewailing it as they realise what he signed up to.
At which point he'll realise that too & attempt to legislate to change it like he did with the Withdrawal treaty.
Putting aside the massively ludicrous lies that the Albino BinGibbon spewed, yes, it's better to have a shit deal than a #KamikazeBrexit.
In much the same way that it's better for the firing squad to use nerf gins instead of artillery pieces.
Wednesday, 18 November 2020
Death List - Updated 29/12
Monday, 6 July 2020
2020 Death List - Updated
Thursday, 14 May 2020
Surprise, surprise Johnson caught lying again
November 2019: Johnson personally promises business people that there'll be no checks on goods between the mainland & NI.
May 2020: Johnson government finally admits that there will be checks on goods.
Guardian
May 2020: Johnson government finally admits that there will be checks on goods.
Guardian
Wednesday, 13 May 2020
PMQs 2
Another stiletto inserted with a rueful smile by Starmer.
Johnson now blustering about not being the right time for international comparisons.
Why has the government showed them for weeks then?
Couldn't be because they are awful for his administration could it?
Come on Keir - using facts and figures, particularly official ones, against Bumbling Boris is unfair! It's like machine-gunning fish in a bucket.
Couldn't be because they are awful for his administration could it?
Come on Keir - using facts and figures, particularly official ones, against Bumbling Boris is unfair! It's like machine-gunning fish in a bucket.
PMQs
The QC hands the Bumbling Buffoon another thrashing.
Johnson must be desperate for the rest of the BlueKIP MPs to return ASAP.
He's getting mullered without his #BrexitDeathCult loons hollering, yammering & noisily self-pleasuring in an attempt to drown out awkward questions.
Without these wankers his limitations are exposed
The last time this narcissistic child had such a thrashing was at Eton.
The last time this narcissistic child had such a thrashing was at Eton.
Another day, another lie
Breaking: Starmer asks Johnson to return to Commons to correct his 'error' (ie untruth) about care home guidance.
Will the speaker dare request his boss appear, recant & apologise?
There's more chance of me having a mucky fortnight with Scarlet Johansson & Annabelle Croft!
FFS!
I wonder which fuckwit thought this was a good idea?
Instead of making each pavement 1-way (1 'to Romsey' & 1 'to town') they've decided to make pedestrians either risk infection or play chicken with the traffic!
Response
Grant Schapps/Michael Green (delete as applicable): The 'Government doesn't know 'how coronavirus will respond' as more people return to work'.
Note for Gormless Grant/Moronic Mike: the virus doesn't 'respond' to human behavior any more than it 'responds' to silly slogans.
Tuesday, 12 May 2020
Meaningless Slogan. Impossible Action. WFT Ending
Following the government releasing a new Covid-19 image, it's been mercilessly & widely mocked.
And one from Porridge
And one from Porridge
Trump Meltdown No 5892
I see that the dotard man-child had yet another temper tantrum.
He lies constantly about his 'success' but can't handle questions on any subject under the sun, particularly from the gender he used to enjoy sexually molesting, in case they damage his fragile ego.
Thursday, 7 May 2020
Another failure
Government confirms Gowns from Turkey are useless
Reminder: this was the shipment the Robert Jenrick announced that would be coming on a Sunday which it hadn't actually ordered & which they didn't have an export licence for, so it finally arrived days later.
This kind of incompetence is precisely why we have the 2nd highest Covid-19 death toll in the world.
Reminder: this was the shipment the Robert Jenrick announced that would be coming on a Sunday which it hadn't actually ordered & which they didn't have an export licence for, so it finally arrived days later.
This kind of incompetence is precisely why we have the 2nd highest Covid-19 death toll in the world.
Wednesday, 6 May 2020
Oi Schrödinger ya bastard!
Your shoes? I'm gonna shit in 'em!
Your headphones? I'm gonna shit in' em!
Your trainers ...
Is there a word for scrutiny-phobia?
Evading parliament (even illegally proroguing it once); banning lobby hacks from a briefing (prompting a walkout), refusing to appear on C4 News/Radio4 & now black-listing GMB because Piers Morgan because asks awkward questions - this government has a major phobia about scrutiny.
More drivel from the Mango Mussolini
Trumplethinskin on Biden: "I believe the people of this country are smart. And I don’t think that they will put a man in who’s incompetent ..."
Rest of world: 'No they're not - look at the incompetent shithead they elected four years ago! Bleach-drip & UV-enema anyone?'
Rest of world: 'No they're not - look at the incompetent shithead they elected four years ago! Bleach-drip & UV-enema anyone?'
Political babies
Meeja when the Blair's had a child in office: Meh.
Meeja when Cameron's had a child in office: Meh.
Meeja when the Johnson-Symond's have a child in office: Fawning obsequiousness/behold the new Christ Child is born!
Odd isn't it? 🤔
Meeja when Cameron's had a child in office: Meh.
Meeja when the Johnson-Symond's have a child in office: Fawning obsequiousness/behold the new Christ Child is born!
Odd isn't it? 🤔
A leading nation
According to government statistics we're now the european country with the most number of deaths from Covid-19 & second only to America.
To put this in a context that may be easier to grasp, if true (and have no reason to doubt rigor of modelling in the Times) this is the equivalent of everybody in Torquay or half the population of Lincoln being wiped out in a couple of months.
To put this in a context that may be easier to grasp, if true (and have no reason to doubt rigor of modelling in the Times) this is the equivalent of everybody in Torquay or half the population of Lincoln being wiped out in a couple of months.
Watch your tone young lady!
When you next see Matt Handjob praising health professionals or clapping them, remember he just complained to a doctor (who is still practicing) about her "tone" when she had the temerity to question him on the fears of workers or the unnecessary deaths in the UK.
Lockdown exrcise
Them:
How's your belly reduction training going during this lockdown?
Me:
Err ... Well my belly is now flat. With a silent "L".
Box office cruelty coming soon
In the BlueKIP corner, the Minister with the intellectual capacity of a soap bubble, Nadine Dorries.
In the Rose Red corner, MP & practising Dr, Rosena Allin-Khan.
I hope the cleaners have enough buckets to put the mangled remains of nutty Nadine in!
Wooster v Starmer - Round 1
If Johnson was worried he'd struggle against Starmer his worst fears have just been exceeded.
Without the bovine braying from the intellectual pygmies behind him he looked lost.
Without an audience of sycophantic ghouls hanging on his every word he's only got lies, spin & evasion.
Starmer used his questions, and the Government's own slides, to quietly & effectively skewer the part-time PM.
Johnson hadn't done his homework (no surprise there) so didn't have any answers mapped out despite surely knowing who he was up against & the questions he'd face.
He was rattled & this directly lead to the lie about conducting 100,000 tests a day & the rash promise to be doing 200,000 tests a day in 25 days time.
Saturday, 2 May 2020
The 2929 Death List with bonus Covid19 content
Thursday, 2 April 2020
Mendacious moron pt 488432
Looks like Gove was guilty of spewing untruths again (the lies about not having enough 'reagentss' came as news to manufacturers of said chemicals.).
Like Johnson, he lead the referendum dominated by falsehoods; he was a shifty shit throughout the Maybot years; he peddled some grade 1 whoppers last December. I reckon he's physically forgotten how to tell the truth!
Like Johnson, he lead the referendum dominated by falsehoods; he was a shifty shit throughout the Maybot years; he peddled some grade 1 whoppers last December. I reckon he's physically forgotten how to tell the truth!
Herd Immunity
I'm starting to think that PM Cumstain & his far-right eugenecist rabble had already decided to flog the NHS off to US 'heath' vultures & that's why they didn't bother stocking up on testing kits, ventilators, PPE etc.
It'd be a waste of tax-payers money ...
It'd be a waste of tax-payers money ...
Thursday, 12 March 2020
Trump & Covid-19
The Mango Mussolini has banned travel from the EU (but not UK or Ireland).
So what happens if somebody is coming from somewhere like, if say, Turkey or Egypt: if they change & fly to the US from Heathrow they'll fine but if their connecting flight is from Paris or Frankfurt they won't be allowed?
This is typical muddle-headed incompetence by the Trump administration.
In a way, it's no surprise that America's prize turnip has done this. It's too much for the feeble dotard to process. Ha can't divert the virus but he can fall back on lies, evasion and hate.
So far the Paprika Pustule has: cut the department supposed to oversee this sort of thing; contradicted his own health officials; claimed that there would be only 15 infections and then it would be zero; lied about a vaccine/cure coming soon; ignored warnings about shaking hands; ignored warnings about large gatherings; has variously blamed the Democrats, China and now the EU for the virus.
Tuesday, 10 March 2020
The Death List 2020 - updated
Friday, 21 February 2020
XR Trash Trinity Lawn
The lawn at Trinity was dug up br XR knobheads this week in an act of criminal damage and as Carina observed "In years to come, XR in Cambridge is going to be a case study in how *not* to do direct action."
People who, in general, agree with the aims of XR were NOT happy about this. And all the cockends saying "It's only a bit of grass/it'll grow back" - how would you like it if somebody came & fucked up your garden or the garden of your parents?
Pissing off people might make members of XR Cambridge feel better but it's lost them a shit-ton of support. Much like blocking tube trains did.
They then took the soil and dumped it in the foyer of Barclays. The next day they went to the Schlumberger building where they defaced the windows before gluing themselves to the building.
The police finally pulled their finger out (after apparently watching them do it & walking away!) and arrested some of the perpetrators a couple of days later (rather then stopping them at the fucking time).
XR Arrests
https://twitter.com/i/status/1229365853461852160
People who, in general, agree with the aims of XR were NOT happy about this. And all the cockends saying "It's only a bit of grass/it'll grow back" - how would you like it if somebody came & fucked up your garden or the garden of your parents?
Pissing off people might make members of XR Cambridge feel better but it's lost them a shit-ton of support. Much like blocking tube trains did.
They then took the soil and dumped it in the foyer of Barclays. The next day they went to the Schlumberger building where they defaced the windows before gluing themselves to the building.
The police finally pulled their finger out (after apparently watching them do it & walking away!) and arrested some of the perpetrators a couple of days later (rather then stopping them at the fucking time).
XR Arrests
https://twitter.com/i/status/1229365853461852160
Demonic Cumstain
Isn't it great that we escaped all those unelected bureaucrats in order to be ruled by *checks notes* unelected bureaucrat (and hobo-chic aficionado) Demonic Cummings?
Thursday, 20 February 2020
Economically Inactive
Pensioner?
Good news - you have been selected by the Home Secretary to pick fruit & veg in return for your payment.
Student? Good news - you have been selected by the Home Secretary to work in the NHS.
Long-term sick? Good news - You have been selected by the Home Secretary to be a barista.
Stay-at-home parent? Good news - you have been selected by the Home Secretary to become a builder.
Otherwise "economically inactive"?Good news - you have been selected to take over the social care of the elderly & infirm.
Student? Good news - you have been selected by the Home Secretary to work in the NHS.
Long-term sick? Good news - You have been selected by the Home Secretary to be a barista.
Stay-at-home parent? Good news - you have been selected by the Home Secretary to become a builder.
Otherwise "economically inactive"?Good news - you have been selected to take over the social care of the elderly & infirm.
Tuesday, 28 January 2020
Thursday, 23 January 2020
Fuck!
The Withdrawal Agreement Act has received royal assent today so the UK leave the EU next week.
Cue the evil Tory bastards claiming Brexit is done.
Conveniently ignoring the fact that we remain in the EU till the end of the year.
Cue the evil Tory bastards claiming Brexit is done.
Conveniently ignoring the fact that we remain in the EU till the end of the year.
Wednesday, 8 January 2020
The Death List - 2020
- Derek Acorah
- Russel Bannock
- Derek Fowlds
- Kobe Bryant
- Terry Jones
- Nicholas Parsons
- Kirk Douglas
- Heather Couper
- Catherine Cass
- Max von Sydow
11 days missing
I do wonder whiter the Prime Mobster’s vanishing act was anything to do with his call on Remainers to get behind his mental plans to destroy the UK?
You know, the speech that went down like a bucket of cold sick from a syphilitic hobo (for once, that’s said hobo isn't Domenic Cumstain).
Where Johnson has been hiding:
You know, the speech that went down like a bucket of cold sick from a syphilitic hobo (for once, that’s said hobo isn't Domenic Cumstain).
Where Johnson has been hiding:
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