Economically Inactive

Pensioner? Good news - you have been selected by the Home Secretary to pick fruit & veg in return for your payment.
Student? Good news - you have been selected by the Home Secretary to work in the NHS.

Long-term sick? Good news - You have been selected by the Home Secretary to be a barista.
Stay-at-home parent? Good news - you have been selected by the Home Secretary to become a builder.

Otherwise "economically inactive"?Good news - you have been selected to take over the social care of the elderly & infirm.