Nearly!

Monday morning coming down Lady Margaret Road.

Big lorry comes to a stop at the lights to turn right as I pass entrance to Loose Crackwhore College.

Another lorry comes round from Northampron Street was at speed (trying to beat lights?). Driver sees the other lorry & mounts the pavement to get round.

The pavement that I'm on.

I'm wearing a bright flashing light so there's no way he doesn't see me. The cunt just doesn't give a shit.

Luckily I was alert and managed to stop/get out of the way. He still missed me by about 12-18 inches. If I'd been walking on the left (or hadn't been awake) I wouldn't be here to write this.

The twat then sped off & went down road by hairdressers while I stood there shaken. Unfortunately I didn't see name (might have been Bidvest) and it was too dark/the fucker was going too fast to get any part of the registration (not that the police would do anything anyway).

So, I hope you lose your licence, job, home, family & life in that order. In the meantime, dear lorry driving cunting maniac, I hope you get both extraordinarily large piles and terrible IBS before you lose your licence, job etc.
And I hope it fucking hurts every single day you fucking shithead.