Looking at the shambles that is our parliament, being lead by faceless Brussel bureaucrats is looking a good idea.
Hell, aquatic tarts lying in ponds, distributing swords as a system of government is sounding better than letting this lot loose on the levers of power!
Tuesday, 29 January 2019
Plans, plans, plans
So, in an effort to bring the Party together the Toxic Tories have 2 plans:
‘Plan A’ involves an alternative backstop proposal - which has already repeatedly been rejected by the EU27 around once per week since May signed the document.
‘Plan B’ assumes the EU27 would agree to a transition period without a withdrawal agreement – which has also been firmly rejected.
Both are to some degree her original deal in a false nose & glasses.
After either plan has, inevitably, been rejected by the other side she'll present another plan in another couple of weeks (ie kicking the can a bit further down the road).
While all this is going on we also have toady Pob saying, in effect, let's just get out with any deal and then we can unilaterally break any agreements. Which isn't going to look good.
Who on earth would want to deal with Perfidious Albion when the government has so little regard for international law?
Better get stockpiling food & stuff as a #CrashOutBrexit is coming.
Which is what the far-right elite wanted all along.
Both are to some degree her original deal in a false nose & glasses.
After either plan has, inevitably, been rejected by the other side she'll present another plan in another couple of weeks (ie kicking the can a bit further down the road).
While all this is going on we also have toady Pob saying, in effect, let's just get out with any deal and then we can unilaterally break any agreements. Which isn't going to look good.
Who on earth would want to deal with Perfidious Albion when the government has so little regard for international law?
Better get stockpiling food & stuff as a #CrashOutBrexit is coming.
Which is what the far-right elite wanted all along.
Wednesday, 23 January 2019
Brexit damage happening already
Some of Britain’s biggest corporate names have dealt a blow to Theresa May by pressing the panic button and reorganising their business operations in case of a no-deal Brexit.
Sir Dicksplash Dyson, the bovine Brexit-backing billionaire hypocrite, inflicted the biggest embarrassment for the prime minister when his company announced plans to “future-proof’” itself by moving its headquarters to Singapore.
Twatflaps Dyson was followed by historic cross-Channel ferry company P&O, which said its fleet would be re-registered under the Cypriot flag & Sony said it was moving its European base from London to Amsterdam.
Elsewhere there was more bad news too as Patisserie Valerie collapsed into administration yesterday, placing more than 3000 jobs at risk following revelations of a £20-40m hole in its accounts. The job losses are unlikely to be limited to the workers at PV either: suppliers to the business are also going to take a big hit.
Sir Dicksplash Dyson, the bovine Brexit-backing billionaire hypocrite, inflicted the biggest embarrassment for the prime minister when his company announced plans to “future-proof’” itself by moving its headquarters to Singapore.
Twatflaps Dyson was followed by historic cross-Channel ferry company P&O, which said its fleet would be re-registered under the Cypriot flag & Sony said it was moving its European base from London to Amsterdam.
Elsewhere there was more bad news too as Patisserie Valerie collapsed into administration yesterday, placing more than 3000 jobs at risk following revelations of a £20-40m hole in its accounts. The job losses are unlikely to be limited to the workers at PV either: suppliers to the business are also going to take a big hit.
Hypocritical Quitling Fucker
Leading Quitling extremist James Dyson is moveing his HQ to Singapore.
The same James Dyson who's been polluting the airwaves for years with his bovine think-blurts about how great it'll be after a #CrashOutBrexit.
Just like the other hypocritical fuckers who are trying to get out before the impact hit's their wallets.
And in Dickhead Dyson's case, it's handily just after the EU & Singapore signed a FTA ...
#Cunt
The same James Dyson who's been polluting the airwaves for years with his bovine think-blurts about how great it'll be after a #CrashOutBrexit.
Just like the other hypocritical fuckers who are trying to get out before the impact hit's their wallets.
And in Dickhead Dyson's case, it's handily just after the EU & Singapore signed a FTA ...
#Cunt
Tuesday, 22 January 2019
'Reaching out' my fucking arse!
It would seem that when, after her humiliating, personally crushing, record defeat, Maybot prattled on about seeking a cross-party consensus with 'senior politicians' she was actually talking about her Tory/ERG/DUP coalition & not other parties at all.
1st snow/snain
The 1st snow of the winter/2019 fell last night.
Jill & Andrew got it 1st then it arrived in Cambridge around 8pm.
Unfortunately it had been mizzling since 16.30 & snow was mixed with rain so no danger of sticking.
No ice this morning either even though it's -2.4 °C.
Jill & Andrew got it 1st then it arrived in Cambridge around 8pm.
Unfortunately it had been mizzling since 16.30 & snow was mixed with rain so no danger of sticking.
No ice this morning either even though it's -2.4 °C.
Nearly!
Monday morning coming down Lady Margaret Road.
Big lorry comes to a stop at the lights to turn right as I pass entrance to Loose Crackwhore College.
Another lorry comes round from Northampron Street was at speed (trying to beat lights?). Driver sees the other lorry & mounts the pavement to get round.
The pavement that I'm on.
I'm wearing a bright flashing light so there's no way he doesn't see me. The cunt just doesn't give a shit.
Luckily I was alert and managed to stop/get out of the way. He still missed me by about 12-18 inches. If I'd been walking on the left (or hadn't been awake) I wouldn't be here to write this.
The twat then sped off & went down road by hairdressers while I stood there shaken. Unfortunately I didn't see name (might have been Bidvest) and it was too dark/the fucker was going too fast to get any part of the registration (not that the police would do anything anyway).
So, I hope you lose your licence, job, home, family & life in that order. In the meantime, dear lorry driving cunting maniac, I hope you get both extraordinarily large piles and terrible IBS before you lose your licence, job etc.
And I hope it fucking hurts every single day you fucking shithead.
Big lorry comes to a stop at the lights to turn right as I pass entrance to Loose Crackwhore College.
Another lorry comes round from Northampron Street was at speed (trying to beat lights?). Driver sees the other lorry & mounts the pavement to get round.
The pavement that I'm on.
I'm wearing a bright flashing light so there's no way he doesn't see me. The cunt just doesn't give a shit.
Luckily I was alert and managed to stop/get out of the way. He still missed me by about 12-18 inches. If I'd been walking on the left (or hadn't been awake) I wouldn't be here to write this.
The twat then sped off & went down road by hairdressers while I stood there shaken. Unfortunately I didn't see name (might have been Bidvest) and it was too dark/the fucker was going too fast to get any part of the registration (not that the police would do anything anyway).
So, I hope you lose your licence, job, home, family & life in that order. In the meantime, dear lorry driving cunting maniac, I hope you get both extraordinarily large piles and terrible IBS before you lose your licence, job etc.
And I hope it fucking hurts every single day you fucking shithead.
Friday, 18 January 2019
We back her except when we don't
Unsurprisingly Maybot survived the vote of no confidence.
By just 19 votes.
So this week it's been a case of The House of Commons deciding that it has confidence in Theresa May’s government, but at the same time that it is opposed, on a massive scale, to the central and defining policy of that government: a truly bizarre situation.
In rejecting May’s Brexit deal, the core underlying problem with Brexit itself was revealed: there is no consensus about what it means, even amongst those who support it.
By just 19 votes.
So this week it's been a case of The House of Commons deciding that it has confidence in Theresa May’s government, but at the same time that it is opposed, on a massive scale, to the central and defining policy of that government: a truly bizarre situation.
In rejecting May’s Brexit deal, the core underlying problem with Brexit itself was revealed: there is no consensus about what it means, even amongst those who support it.
Wednesday, 16 January 2019
A question of numbers
52 - 48: THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
432 - 202: I'll have another crack in a few days
432 - 202: I'll have another crack in a few days
A record-setting fuckwit for PM
First government ever found in contempt of parliament.
Worst parliamentary defeat of modern* times.
A devastating, crushing defeat on her flagship policy and she'll survive Corbyn's 'No confidence' motion to stagger onwards. A dead-duck PM with neither authority or a plan.
*since the introduction of the universal franchise)
A devastating, crushing defeat on her flagship policy and she'll survive Corbyn's 'No confidence' motion to stagger onwards. A dead-duck PM with neither authority or a plan.
*since the introduction of the universal franchise)
The trousers of time
To think, if only Ed Milliband had chosen a cheese & pickle roll for breakfast, the UK would probably not be in a deep, possibly bottomless, shitpit now...
From Sue Perkins
History will record that took Theresa May two years, billions of pounds in wasted revenue, and a historic Commons defeat before she even considered reaching out across the House and party lines on this, the greatest crisis of our generation.
Maybot timeline
Maybot 2017: No deal is better than a bad deal.
Maybot 2018: This is the only deal. Maybot 2019: Fuck you all! I'll be home soon Phil, so get the wine and crisps ready.
Maybot 2018: This is the only deal. Maybot 2019: Fuck you all! I'll be home soon Phil, so get the wine and crisps ready.
The worst defeat ever but Maybot stumbles on
In normal times Theresa May would be considering her position after this shattering, humiliating defeat of her major policy, which she's spent years working on. Years in which she's taken political body blows and for what?
It should be curtains for both her and her vile pretence of a government. Unfortunately we don't live in normal times plus she's shown she'll do absolutely anything to hang onto the illusion of power for another day.
She's has no honour.
It should be curtains for both her and her vile pretence of a government. Unfortunately we don't live in normal times plus she's shown she'll do absolutely anything to hang onto the illusion of power for another day.
She's has no honour.
The Withdrawl Agreement is dead
The 230 vote majority against May's deal has ensured that the painstakingly negotiated deal is deader than the dodo.
The sheer stubborn stupidity of Theresa May, bending over backwards to appease her far-right loonies, her imposition of her 'red lines' (to appease the extremists) and a catalogue of unforced errors made this outcome inevitable.
Having spent 2+ years, shitloads of money & labelling 48% of her fellow countrymen & women as "citizens of nowhere" Maybot now she says she wants to reach out to the opposition that she has criticised at every turn.
As Yvette Copper pithily put it.
The sheer stubborn stupidity of Theresa May, bending over backwards to appease her far-right loonies, her imposition of her 'red lines' (to appease the extremists) and a catalogue of unforced errors made this outcome inevitable.
Having spent 2+ years, shitloads of money & labelling 48% of her fellow countrymen & women as "citizens of nowhere" Maybot now she says she wants to reach out to the opposition that she has criticised at every turn.
As Yvette Copper pithily put it.
A historic, shattering defeat
May's lost by 230 votes!
One of the biggest parliamentary defeats of modern times!
A 230 vote twatting is at the upper end of the wildest prediction predictions.
As a reflection of how bad this crushing, shattering humiliaytion is, the worst-ever defeat for a British government was 1924 when Ramsay Macdonald’s Labour minority government lost by 166 votes.
One of the biggest parliamentary defeats of modern times!
A 230 vote twatting is at the upper end of the wildest prediction predictions.
As a reflection of how bad this crushing, shattering humiliaytion is, the worst-ever defeat for a British government was 1924 when Ramsay Macdonald’s Labour minority government lost by 166 votes.
Monday, 7 January 2019
Lorry shambles
Several hundred lorries a day use the Dover-Calais crossing.
This piss-poor pretence of a Government is testing readiness for a no deal shitstorm using less than 100 lorries.
They really are a useless bunch of tossers.
#BrexitOmniShambles
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