Tuesday, 18 April 2017

Surprise Election

Theresa Mayhem has just performed another U-Turn and announced a snap election on June 8th (assuming she gets the requisite 2/3rds majority in the house)!

Theresa Mayhem's logic: I’m fucking miles ahead in the polls, labour are a shambles & Corbyn wouldn’t dare reject the motion.

Secondary logic: If I get an increased majority I can silence all the hard brexit loonies in my party.


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