Monday 16/01/17

Got into find this shit in inbox (along with an urgent request from idiot Monica who spent all last week pissing about over training booklets but forgot about a class).

Utter joke! The bloke is about as much use as a marzipan dildo! I'd love to see him try and tell Engineeering (bring in around 10% of the University's entire income) that they can have their printroom merged for 'efficiencies'. Ditto the old Schools. ... Think the response he'd get would be 3 words, 5 vowels & 10 consonents*

We all know he's Martin Bellamy's poodle & is going trough the motions before recommending axing the department.

Time to start working on a new CV?

Update: 20/01/17

Got sent this

* Piss Off Smeaghead