He did a speech written for him by Steve Bannon (as it turned out he'd been drawing willies for 3 days instead of writing stuff). one of the things he was banging on about was that he'd create American jobs by forcing companies to bring back production from China.
Which immediately backfired as people gleefully pointed out that his own 'Make America Great Again' merchandise (and lots of his other clothing) was made in ... China!
In other news fewer people turned up to hear his speech. The WH then went onto hilariously deny the obvious and then gave even funnier reasons:
- It was a Friday so people would be at work, unlike Obama's inaugurations which happened on a Monday & a Tuesday
- The weather was bad - TBF it did rain as he started speaking but people hadn't turned up when it was dry
The Daily Fail twitter feed posted the above. Here's the evidence:
Left: 2 million turn up to watch America's 1st black president being sworn in. Right: quater of a million turn up to watch America's 1st orange president being sworn in.
I did suggest that there were the same number of people as all the klu klux clan had turned up in their ceremonial robes....
It got even funnier when the Kellyanne Conway calinmed that Sean Spicer's comments were (I shit you not) "Alternative Facts" [ Conway Alternative Facts ]
As you can imagine, that prompted a LOT of mockery on social media.
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