I often wonder whether I'm talking English as it appears that I'm surrounded by people who either don't speak it or don't understand it.
Exhibit a: Bloke phones up wanting to hire display boards. I tell him they are all booked out. "So there aren't any left?" No, that's what none available means you stupid prick!
Exhibit b: Reception phone up with a job that has colour in it. Tell her that we are out of colour toner so might not be able to do it today. She books it in for the end of the day anyway. If you weren't going to bother listening to the answer why did you ask the fucking question? Twat!
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