May 2020: Johnson government finally admits that there will be checks on goods.
Guardian
Thursday, 14 May 2020
Surprise, surprise Johnson caught lying again
November 2019: Johnson personally promises business people that there'll be no checks on goods between the mainland & NI.
May 2020: Johnson government finally admits that there will be checks on goods.
Guardian
May 2020: Johnson government finally admits that there will be checks on goods.
Guardian
Wednesday, 13 May 2020
PMQs 2
Another stiletto inserted with a rueful smile by Starmer.
Johnson now blustering about not being the right time for international comparisons.
Why has the government showed them for weeks then?
Couldn't be because they are awful for his administration could it?
Come on Keir - using facts and figures, particularly official ones, against Bumbling Boris is unfair! It's like machine-gunning fish in a bucket.
Couldn't be because they are awful for his administration could it?
Come on Keir - using facts and figures, particularly official ones, against Bumbling Boris is unfair! It's like machine-gunning fish in a bucket.
PMQs
The QC hands the Bumbling Buffoon another thrashing.
Johnson must be desperate for the rest of the BlueKIP MPs to return ASAP.
He's getting mullered without his #BrexitDeathCult loons hollering, yammering & noisily self-pleasuring in an attempt to drown out awkward questions.
Without these wankers his limitations are exposed
The last time this narcissistic child had such a thrashing was at Eton.
The last time this narcissistic child had such a thrashing was at Eton.
Another day, another lie
Breaking: Starmer asks Johnson to return to Commons to correct his 'error' (ie untruth) about care home guidance.
Will the speaker dare request his boss appear, recant & apologise?
There's more chance of me having a mucky fortnight with Scarlet Johansson & Annabelle Croft!
FFS!
I wonder which fuckwit thought this was a good idea?
Instead of making each pavement 1-way (1 'to Romsey' & 1 'to town') they've decided to make pedestrians either risk infection or play chicken with the traffic!
Response
Grant Schapps/Michael Green (delete as applicable): The 'Government doesn't know 'how coronavirus will respond' as more people return to work'.
Note for Gormless Grant/Moronic Mike: the virus doesn't 'respond' to human behavior any more than it 'responds' to silly slogans.
Tuesday, 12 May 2020
Meaningless Slogan. Impossible Action. WFT Ending
Following the government releasing a new Covid-19 image, it's been mercilessly & widely mocked.
And one from Porridge
And one from Porridge
Trump Meltdown No 5892
I see that the dotard man-child had yet another temper tantrum.
He lies constantly about his 'success' but can't handle questions on any subject under the sun, particularly from the gender he used to enjoy sexually molesting, in case they damage his fragile ego.
Thursday, 7 May 2020
Another failure
Government confirms Gowns from Turkey are useless
Reminder: this was the shipment the Robert Jenrick announced that would be coming on a Sunday which it hadn't actually ordered & which they didn't have an export licence for, so it finally arrived days later.
This kind of incompetence is precisely why we have the 2nd highest Covid-19 death toll in the world.
Reminder: this was the shipment the Robert Jenrick announced that would be coming on a Sunday which it hadn't actually ordered & which they didn't have an export licence for, so it finally arrived days later.
This kind of incompetence is precisely why we have the 2nd highest Covid-19 death toll in the world.
Wednesday, 6 May 2020
Oi Schrödinger ya bastard!
Your shoes? I'm gonna shit in 'em!
Your headphones? I'm gonna shit in' em!
Your trainers ...
Is there a word for scrutiny-phobia?
Evading parliament (even illegally proroguing it once); banning lobby hacks from a briefing (prompting a walkout), refusing to appear on C4 News/Radio4 & now black-listing GMB because Piers Morgan because asks awkward questions - this government has a major phobia about scrutiny.
More drivel from the Mango Mussolini
Trumplethinskin on Biden: "I believe the people of this country are smart. And I don’t think that they will put a man in who’s incompetent ..."
Rest of world: 'No they're not - look at the incompetent shithead they elected four years ago! Bleach-drip & UV-enema anyone?'
Rest of world: 'No they're not - look at the incompetent shithead they elected four years ago! Bleach-drip & UV-enema anyone?'
Political babies
Meeja when the Blair's had a child in office: Meh.
Meeja when Cameron's had a child in office: Meh.
Meeja when the Johnson-Symond's have a child in office: Fawning obsequiousness/behold the new Christ Child is born!
Odd isn't it? 🤔
Meeja when Cameron's had a child in office: Meh.
Meeja when the Johnson-Symond's have a child in office: Fawning obsequiousness/behold the new Christ Child is born!
Odd isn't it? 🤔
A leading nation
According to government statistics we're now the european country with the most number of deaths from Covid-19 & second only to America.
To put this in a context that may be easier to grasp, if true (and have no reason to doubt rigor of modelling in the Times) this is the equivalent of everybody in Torquay or half the population of Lincoln being wiped out in a couple of months.
To put this in a context that may be easier to grasp, if true (and have no reason to doubt rigor of modelling in the Times) this is the equivalent of everybody in Torquay or half the population of Lincoln being wiped out in a couple of months.
Watch your tone young lady!
When you next see Matt Handjob praising health professionals or clapping them, remember he just complained to a doctor (who is still practicing) about her "tone" when she had the temerity to question him on the fears of workers or the unnecessary deaths in the UK.
Lockdown exrcise
Them:
How's your belly reduction training going during this lockdown?
Me:
Err ... Well my belly is now flat. With a silent "L".
Box office cruelty coming soon
In the BlueKIP corner, the Minister with the intellectual capacity of a soap bubble, Nadine Dorries.
In the Rose Red corner, MP & practising Dr, Rosena Allin-Khan.
I hope the cleaners have enough buckets to put the mangled remains of nutty Nadine in!
Wooster v Starmer - Round 1
If Johnson was worried he'd struggle against Starmer his worst fears have just been exceeded.
Without the bovine braying from the intellectual pygmies behind him he looked lost.
Without an audience of sycophantic ghouls hanging on his every word he's only got lies, spin & evasion.
Starmer used his questions, and the Government's own slides, to quietly & effectively skewer the part-time PM.
Johnson hadn't done his homework (no surprise there) so didn't have any answers mapped out despite surely knowing who he was up against & the questions he'd face.
He was rattled & this directly lead to the lie about conducting 100,000 tests a day & the rash promise to be doing 200,000 tests a day in 25 days time.
Saturday, 2 May 2020
The 2929 Death List with bonus Covid19 content
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