Friday, 21 February 2020

Chip Butties. They've invented chip butties!


XR Trash Trinity Lawn

The lawn at Trinity was dug up br XR knobheads this week in an act of criminal damage and as Carina observed "In years to come, XR in Cambridge is going to be a case study in how *not* to do direct action."

People who, in general, agree with the aims of XR were NOT happy about this. And all the cockends saying "It's only a bit of grass/it'll grow back" - how would you like it if somebody came & fucked up your garden or the garden of your parents?
Pissing off people might make members of XR Cambridge feel better but it's lost them a shit-ton of support. Much like blocking tube trains did.


They then took the soil and dumped it in the foyer of Barclays. The next day they went to the Schlumberger building where they defaced the windows before gluing themselves to the building.


The police finally pulled their finger out (after apparently watching them do it & walking away!) and arrested some of the perpetrators a couple of days later (rather then stopping them at the fucking time).

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Demonic Cumstain

Isn't it great that we escaped all those unelected bureaucrats in order to be ruled by *checks notes* unelected bureaucrat (and hobo-chic aficionado) Demonic Cummings?

Thursday, 20 February 2020

Economically Inactive

Pensioner? Good news - you have been selected by the Home Secretary to pick fruit & veg in return for your payment.
Student? Good news - you have been selected by the Home Secretary to work in the NHS.

Long-term sick? Good news - You have been selected by the Home Secretary to be a barista.
Stay-at-home parent? Good news - you have been selected by the Home Secretary to become a builder.

Otherwise "economically inactive"?Good news - you have been selected to take over the social care of the elderly & infirm.