After Esther McVey tweeted a lie that had been comprehensively debunked motnths ago twitter did what it does best: mocking her using the #McVeyFacts tag.
Her's some of mine:
From 2021 the England rugby team will start the three 6 Nations games against France, Ireland & Italy on minus 15 points.
From summer 2019, just to annoy the ERG on Christmas Day, the Brussels Sprout will be labelled "Le Euro Cabbage' and be required to conform to regulations on size, shape, colour and rankness.
From 2021 English breakfasts will be replaced with continental breakfasts.
Anybody wanting any variety of fried, high cholesterol, breakfast will have to get a licence to drive an HGV 6 months prior to ordering.
Failure to obtain the correct outer packaging could result in admittance to the EU being refused.
It will be illegal for any British person to swim anywhere on the continent unless wearing a bowler hat as an identifier.
In 2020 all fish must be given French, German, Norwegian, Portuguese or Spanish names depending on which country they were caught near. Labels must be attached to each fish with the correct title.
From the 1st of January 2021 all gammon exports must be relabelled as "Le Jambon Fumé Rouge".
From 2020 the UK will have to perform each & every Eurovision Song Contest entry in the language of the host nation.
Following the UK's departure a large number of underground cables will slowly, but inexorably, pull the UK (plus Ireland) towards the Caribbean, ultimately making good on the 'sunlit uplands' pledge. The current favoured final resting place is south of Jamaica.
From July 2019 the British Library will be relabelled 'Le Bibliothèque Britanique'.
From 2021 all cows in the Northern Ireland will be called 'Bernard' and 'Bernard Moo Moo' after crossing the border to the republic.
From January 2020 all blue UK passports must be inside in a burgundy wrapper.
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