2020 Death List - Updated

Derek Acorah

Russel Bannock

Caroline Flack

Derek Fowlds

Kobe Bryant

Terry Jones

Nicholas Parsons

Kirk Douglas

Heather Couper

Catherine Cass

Max von Sydow

Michel Roux

Kenny Rogers

Bill Withers

Eddie Large

Alexande Thynn/Lord Bath

Honor Blackman

Stirling Moss

Tim Brooke-Taylor

Roy Hudd

Peter Bonetti

Brian Dennehy

Norman Hunter

Lynn Faulds Wood

Jill Gascoigne

Albert Underzo

Gene Deitch

Roy Horn

Little Richard

Vera Lynn

Ennio Morricone

Ian Holm

Carl Reiner

Ricky Valence

Michael Angelis

John Shrapnel

Jack Charlton

Olivia de Havilland

John Hume

Wilford Brimley

Alan Parker

Clive Ponting

Denise Johnson

Bill English

Peter Green

Joan Feynman

Mike Slemen

Angela Spook

Maurice Roëves

Charlie Daniels

Margaret Nolan

Diana Rigg

Alan Minter

Eddie Van Halen

Sean Connery

Geoffrey Palmer

Nobby Stiles

Jonathan Sacks

John Sessions

Surprise, surprise Johnson caught lying again

November 2019: Johnson personally promises business people that there'll be no checks on goods between the mainland & NI.

May 2020: Johnson government finally admits that there will be checks on goods.

Guardian

PMQs 2

Another stiletto inserted with a rueful smile by Starmer. Johnson now blustering about not being the right time for international comparisons. Why has the government showed them for weeks then?

Couldn't be because they are awful for his administration could it?

Come on Keir - using facts and figures, particularly official ones, against Bumbling Boris is unfair! It's like machine-gunning fish in a bucket.

PMQs

The QC hands the Bumbling Buffoon another thrashing. Johnson must be desperate for the rest of the BlueKIP MPs to return ASAP. He's getting mullered without his #BrexitDeathCult loons hollering, yammering & noisily self-pleasuring in an attempt to drown out awkward questions. Without these wankers his limitations are exposed

The last time this narcissistic child had such a thrashing was at Eton.

Another day, another lie

Breaking: Starmer asks Johnson to return to Commons to correct his 'error' (ie untruth) about care home guidance. Will the speaker dare request his boss appear, recant & apologise? There's more chance of me having a mucky fortnight with Scarlet Johansson & Annabelle Croft!

FFS!

I wonder which fuckwit thought this was a good idea?

Instead of making each pavement 1-way (1 'to Romsey' & 1 'to town') they've decided to make pedestrians either risk infection or play chicken with the traffic!

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Grant Schapps/Michael Green (delete as applicable): The 'Government doesn't know 'how coronavirus will respond' as more people return to work'. Note for Gormless Grant/Moronic Mike: the virus doesn't 'respond' to human behavior any more than it 'responds' to silly slogans.