Tuesday, 24 September 2019
Rees-Smug
Just imagine, imagine being Jacob Rees-Mogg.
You live out your entire adult life an Edwardian pastiche of a Tory MP.
Five minutes in the cabinet and the Supreme Court finds you’ve openly lied to the Queen to please a man you know to be a despicable cad.
You live out your entire adult life an Edwardian pastiche of a Tory MP.
Five minutes in the cabinet and the Supreme Court finds you’ve openly lied to the Queen to please a man you know to be a despicable cad.
Johnson loses again - this time in the highest court in the land!
Supremecourt judgement: Prorogation was unlawful!
PARLIAMENT IS NOT PROROGUED. It can meet should it wish.
Boris Johnson’s advice to the Queen was unlawful. What a position for a PM to have put a monarch.
Not been a good week so far for the Deputy Downing Street Despot:
i) Mired in a sex & sleaze scandal
ii) Found to have lied to the Queen
iii) Parliament illegally prorogued
iv) Anybody else would have had to resign over i) but Johnson will probably have to resign over ii)
Imagine spending your entire life telling lies, backstabbing, fucking mates over just to be PM & when you get there you lose six votes and are officially judged a liar & a threat to democracy by the highest court in the land.
PARLIAMENT IS NOT PROROGUED. It can meet should it wish.
Boris Johnson’s advice to the Queen was unlawful. What a position for a PM to have put a monarch.
Not been a good week so far for the Deputy Downing Street Despot:
i) Mired in a sex & sleaze scandal
ii) Found to have lied to the Queen
iii) Parliament illegally prorogued
iv) Anybody else would have had to resign over i) but Johnson will probably have to resign over ii)
Imagine spending your entire life telling lies, backstabbing, fucking mates over just to be PM & when you get there you lose six votes and are officially judged a liar & a threat to democracy by the highest court in the land.
Monday, 23 September 2019
The Deputy Despot - he can do anything & the media will love him
Must be great to be Boris Johnson: There's literally nothing he can do that assorted gammon's, acolytes, sycophants and the press (GASPs) won't excuse.
Machine guns refugee orphan kids
GASPs: BoJo gets tough on immigration / Foreign immigrants steal British Bullets
Bends the Queen over the throne during the state opening of Parliament
GASPs: Sexy GILF proves she's still got it / A right royal seeing to
Abolishes the RAF & Navy, reducing the army to an elderly regimental goat called Colin
GASPs: Parlous public finances mean tough choices
Snorting cocaine off a rent-boy's buttocks while getting a blow-job from a transvestite
GASPs: Boris proves his commitment to gay small businesses.
Flogs the NHS to US insurance firms
GASPs: BoJo in Triumphant Trump Trade Deal
Caught on camera asking if Macron would be OK if he had a 3-some with his wife
GASPs: Entente has never been so Cordial
Pisses on a disabled homeless veteran
GASPs: PM puts disgusting scrounger in his place
Caught with next 2 election results
GASPs: Brilliant Boris Wins Massive Majority
Machine guns refugee orphan kids
GASPs: BoJo gets tough on immigration / Foreign immigrants steal British Bullets
Bends the Queen over the throne during the state opening of Parliament
GASPs: Sexy GILF proves she's still got it / A right royal seeing to
Abolishes the RAF & Navy, reducing the army to an elderly regimental goat called Colin
GASPs: Parlous public finances mean tough choices
Snorting cocaine off a rent-boy's buttocks while getting a blow-job from a transvestite
GASPs: Boris proves his commitment to gay small businesses.
Flogs the NHS to US insurance firms
GASPs: BoJo in Triumphant Trump Trade Deal
Caught on camera asking if Macron would be OK if he had a 3-some with his wife
GASPs: Entente has never been so Cordial
Pisses on a disabled homeless veteran
GASPs: PM puts disgusting scrounger in his place
Caught with next 2 election results
GASPs: Brilliant Boris Wins Massive Majority
The 2019 Death List (updated)
- Dianne Oxberry
- Emiliano Sala
- Dick Miller
- Windsor Davies
- Jeremy Hardy
- Jan -Michael Vincent
- Albert Finney
- Gordon Banks
- Katherine Helmond
- Karl Lagerfeld
- Peter Tork
- Keith Flint
- Luke Perry
- Magenta Devine
- Charlie Whiting
- Scott Walker
- Mary Warnock
- Ken Kercheval
- Scott Walker
- Rex Garrod
- Tommy Smith
- Lyra McKee
- Peter Mayhew
- Doris Day
- Niki Lauda
- Andrew Hall
- Grumpy Cat
- Jose Antonio Reyes
- Daley Mathison
- Paul Darrow
- Beryl Segar
- Rip Torn
- Rutger Hauer
- Barrington Pheloung
- Terrance Dicks
- Chester Williams
- Aron Eisenberg
- Jacques Chirac
- Peter Sissons
- Ginger Baker
- Stephen Moore
Tuesday, 10 September 2019
A thought: given that he's got a minority administration anyway, does Johnson NEED to the placate DUP? Indeed does he need to be constrained by Maybot's infamous 'Red Lines' either?
Ignore the former, compromise on the latter, get a different deal & fight an election on it?
Farage & his fellow travellers can & will yell but if it takes the UK out and, particularly if Johnson wins a large mandate for his deal, the BP threat to his right is neutered and there's nowt the frog-faced fucker can do about it!
Ignore the former, compromise on the latter, get a different deal & fight an election on it?
Farage & his fellow travellers can & will yell but if it takes the UK out and, particularly if Johnson wins a large mandate for his deal, the BP threat to his right is neutered and there's nowt the frog-faced fucker can do about it!
Monday, 9 September 2019
0 for 6
Boris Johnson lost the latest of six votes in as many days (twice on an election he claims not to want).
Even May's tenure wasn't this shambolic!
The two votes on the election mean that a poll cannot be mounted before mid-Novemeber at the earliest.
In other news the Speaker, John Bercow, announced that he'll be standing down on October 31st. Thus spiking the plans of Andrea Leadsome et al to break convention & stand a candidate against him.
It also means that this Parliament will elect his successor. In convention the Speakership alternates between parties so should go to a Labour MP but the Downing Street Despots have shown that they don't give a flying fuck about either convention or obeying the law.
Even May's tenure wasn't this shambolic!
The two votes on the election mean that a poll cannot be mounted before mid-Novemeber at the earliest.
In other news the Speaker, John Bercow, announced that he'll be standing down on October 31st. Thus spiking the plans of Andrea Leadsome et al to break convention & stand a candidate against him.
It also means that this Parliament will elect his successor. In convention the Speakership alternates between parties so should go to a Labour MP but the Downing Street Despots have shown that they don't give a flying fuck about either convention or obeying the law.
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