Wednesday, 6 May 2020

A leading nation

According to government statistics we're now the european country with the most number of deaths from Covid-19 & second only to America.

To put this in a context that may be easier to grasp, if true (and have no reason to doubt rigor of modelling in the Times) this is the equivalent of everybody in Torquay or half the population of Lincoln being wiped out in a couple of months.

Watch your tone young lady!

When you next see Matt Handjob praising health professionals or clapping them, remember he just complained to a doctor (who is still practicing) about her "tone" when she had the temerity to question him on the fears of workers or the unnecessary deaths in the UK.

Lockdown exrcise

Them: How's your belly reduction training going during this lockdown? Me: Err ... Well my belly is now flat. With a silent "L".

Box office cruelty coming soon

In the BlueKIP corner, the Minister with the intellectual capacity of a soap bubble, Nadine Dorries. In the Rose Red corner, MP & practising Dr, Rosena Allin-Khan. I hope the cleaners have enough buckets to put the mangled remains of nutty Nadine in!

Wooster v Starmer - Round 1

If Johnson was worried he'd struggle against Starmer his worst fears have just been exceeded.
Without the bovine braying from the intellectual pygmies behind him he looked lost.
Without an audience of sycophantic ghouls hanging on his every word he's only got lies, spin & evasion.
Starmer used his questions, and the Government's own slides, to quietly & effectively skewer the part-time PM.
Johnson hadn't done his homework (no surprise there) so didn't have any answers mapped out despite surely knowing who he was up against & the questions he'd face.
He was rattled & this directly lead to the lie about conducting 100,000 tests a day & the rash promise to be doing 200,000 tests a day in 25 days time.

Saturday, 2 May 2020

Maths the Tory way

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The 2929 Death List with bonus Covid19 content


  • Derek Acorah
  • Russel Bannock
  • Derek Fowlds
  • Kobe Bryant
  • Terry Jones
  • Nicholas Parsons
  • Kirk Douglas
  • Heather Couper
  • Catherine Cass
  • Max von Sydow
  • Michel Roux
  • Kenny Rogers
  • Bill Withers
  • Eddie Large
  • Alexande Thynn/Lord Bath
  • Honor Blackman
  • Stirling Moss
  • Tim Brooke-Taylor
  • Peter Bonetti
  • Brian Dennehy
  • Norman Hunter
  • Lynn Faulds Wood
  • Jill Gascoigne
  • Albert Underzo
  • Gene Deitch
  • Roy Horn
  • Little Richard