Monday - Corporal Frenchy Penfold (aka Mark Francois) has demanded that the vote of no confidence be re-run because new information has come to light since the failed putsch.
Tuesday AM - Andrea Loathsome has said it would be "fantastic" if Angela Merkel did the impossible and re-opened the Withdrawal Agreement.
Tuesday, 9 April 2019
Another name down
Debenhams, which has been trading in one form or another since 1778, has collapsed into administration.
Thousands of staff & suppliers are likely to be affected.
On the plus side, Mike Ashley has just lost a chunk of money (estimated at £140m).
Thousands of staff & suppliers are likely to be affected.
On the plus side, Mike Ashley has just lost a chunk of money (estimated at £140m).
Thursday, 4 April 2019
Elsewhere in the Fuck Office
Last night MPs finally agreed on something.
They might as well have voted to declare the earth flat or that water is made of unicorn farts.
#BrexitShambles
Update: It's been revealed that on, so far unnamed Minister attempted to vote twice last night and was only stopped when a Labour whip spotted him.
Want a metaphor?
Proceedings in the Commons have been suspended as the ceiling in the press gallery has sprung a leak!
It's possibly a burst pipe but the are some suggestions of sewage coming through too.
What a perfect metaphor!
On a serious note, Parliament is falling down: it's a historic building that needs lots of money spending on it. MPs however don't want to consider doing the work & keep kicking the idea into the long grass of committees.
They wont vote to approve the money to fix it & they wont move out so things will only get worse.
Kate McCann of the Torygraph detailed some of the problems.
Wednesday, 3 April 2019
Mad Nad Part 488198
Nutty Nadine Dories: "I feel like I'm in Groundhog Day, things constantly changing around us."
Nutty Nadine clearly hasn't seen the film. Mad Nad was probably too busy munching wallaby cock for a gameshow.
Nutty Nadine clearly hasn't seen the film. Mad Nad was probably too busy munching wallaby cock for a gameshow.
Bowel Disease Strikes again
The 'Quiet Man' spewing bollocks
"I'm absolutely appalled" - Conservative Iain Duncan Smith said of Theresa May's #Brexit talks with Jeremy Corbyn "legitimises a Marxist whose sole purpose in life is to do real damage to the country"
This on the same day as footage emerged of members of the parachute regiment using a picture of Jeremy Corbyn for target practice!
That's the leader of the opposition being pretend-shot less than 3 years after Jo Cox was shot dead!
I hope every soldier involved is court-martialled and/or dishonourably discharged.
The media in general & the #BrexitBroadcastingCorporation in particular bear a heavy responsibility for promoting these far right cunts and the hatred they spew.
I hope every single 'journalist' or 'pundit' who've helped create this climate have a good look in the mirror.
"I'm absolutely appalled" - Conservative Iain Duncan Smith said of Theresa May's #Brexit talks with Jeremy Corbyn "legitimises a Marxist whose sole purpose in life is to do real damage to the country"
This on the same day as footage emerged of members of the parachute regiment using a picture of Jeremy Corbyn for target practice!
That's the leader of the opposition being pretend-shot less than 3 years after Jo Cox was shot dead!
I hope every soldier involved is court-martialled and/or dishonourably discharged.
The media in general & the #BrexitBroadcastingCorporation in particular bear a heavy responsibility for promoting these far right cunts and the hatred they spew.
I hope every single 'journalist' or 'pundit' who've helped create this climate have a good look in the mirror.
I'm not sure where we are now!
On Friday (ironically the day we were supposed to exit) May tried to get the deal through the house once more. To get round the Speaker's ruling she hacked off the political bit.
Once more she got defeated (58 votes this time).
So MPs voted on a series of 'indicative votes' on alternatives on Monday (eg customs union, revocation etc).
Nothing gained a majority (though Ken Clarke's customs union only lost by 3).
Oh & Nick Boles resigned from the Toxic Tories citing their failure to compromise/back his proposal.
After a marathon cabinet meeting on Tuesday May gave another of those presidential TV statements she's so fond of. She said as nothing could command a majority she would work with Corbyn to find something that could.
Cue massive uproar in the Toxic Tories. The ERG were incandescent and the DUP pretty much the same. #Brexshitters all raged to the media about 'betrayal', 'defying the will of the people', handing 'Control to a Marxist' (the last from Moggodon).
While all this was going on the rest of Europe were watching aghast!
There's now talk of a coup but that's difficult as the December plot gives her the rest of the year. There's talk of an election but that would require a lengthy extension, assuming that the EU27 haven't tired totally of this shambles.
In the meantime, many have pointed out that she's laid a dangerous trap for Corbyn:
Once more she got defeated (58 votes this time).
So MPs voted on a series of 'indicative votes' on alternatives on Monday (eg customs union, revocation etc).
Nothing gained a majority (though Ken Clarke's customs union only lost by 3).
Oh & Nick Boles resigned from the Toxic Tories citing their failure to compromise/back his proposal.
After a marathon cabinet meeting on Tuesday May gave another of those presidential TV statements she's so fond of. She said as nothing could command a majority she would work with Corbyn to find something that could.
Cue massive uproar in the Toxic Tories. The ERG were incandescent and the DUP pretty much the same. #Brexshitters all raged to the media about 'betrayal', 'defying the will of the people', handing 'Control to a Marxist' (the last from Moggodon).
While all this was going on the rest of Europe were watching aghast!
There's now talk of a coup but that's difficult as the December plot gives her the rest of the year. There's talk of an election but that would require a lengthy extension, assuming that the EU27 haven't tired totally of this shambles.
In the meantime, many have pointed out that she's laid a dangerous trap for Corbyn:
- If the pair find a compromise he'll share ownership & blame for Brexit (and the electoral damage that will do to Labour from Remainers & the young will be bloody)
- If they don't find a compromise he'll still get the blame for not compromising and therefore blocking Brexit
And all the while the clock ticks on.
In law, unless the EU27 relent, we exit at 23.00 12/04/19.
What a fucking mess!
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