We have a lame Duck PM skulking in Downing Street.
The Spring Statement from the Chancellor is due tomorrow.
Businesses are leaving & we're an international laughing stock.
All to 'heal' the rifts over Europe in the Nazty Party.
Wednesday, 13 March 2019
No Government
The UK now officially has no government.
We have a lame Duck PM skulking in Downing Street.
The Spring Statement from the Chancellor is due tomorrow.
Businesses are leaving & we're an international laughing stock.
All to 'heal' the rifts over Europe in the Nazty Party.
We have a lame Duck PM skulking in Downing Street.
The Spring Statement from the Chancellor is due tomorrow.
Businesses are leaving & we're an international laughing stock.
All to 'heal' the rifts over Europe in the Nazty Party.
Hi May
Hi @theresa_may You're supposedly a cricket fan.
How would you characterise a 444 v 828 defeat over both sides two innings? An innings and 384 runs? A humiliating twatting? A game to pretend never happened? Entirely the fault of the captain? #ForTheLoveOfGodJustGo
How would you characterise a 444 v 828 defeat over both sides two innings? An innings and 384 runs? A humiliating twatting? A game to pretend never happened? Entirely the fault of the captain? #ForTheLoveOfGodJustGo
Tuesday, 12 March 2019
SitRep: Nothing has changed
We are basically in the same place we started Monday.
The UK cannot and will not be able to unilaterally exit the backstop. Because that defeats the point of the backstop. We have known this since December 2017.
Or, as Gavin Esler put it: You know that car I sold you that won’t start? Yes. I've polished it.
The UK cannot and will not be able to unilaterally exit the backstop. Because that defeats the point of the backstop. We have known this since December 2017.
Or, as Gavin Esler put it: You know that car I sold you that won’t start? Yes. I've polished it.
Bollox in Strasbourg
Does anybody know what the hoofwanking bunglecunt has achieved with her grovelling in Strasbourg?
Simply robotically screeching "legal changes" is no more useful than wibbling "Brexit means Brexit" or "Strong & stable" repeatedly.
"Nothing has changed" however, is quite apt.
Simply robotically screeching "legal changes" is no more useful than wibbling "Brexit means Brexit" or "Strong & stable" repeatedly.
"Nothing has changed" however, is quite apt.
Monday, 11 March 2019
McVey 'facts'
After Esther McVey tweeted a lie that had been comprehensively debunked motnths ago twitter did what it does best: mocking her using the #McVeyFacts tag.
Her's some of mine:
From 2021 the England rugby team will start the three 6 Nations games against France, Ireland & Italy on minus 15 points.
From summer 2019, just to annoy the ERG on Christmas Day, the Brussels Sprout will be labelled "Le Euro Cabbage' and be required to conform to regulations on size, shape, colour and rankness.
From 2021 English breakfasts will be replaced with continental breakfasts.
Anybody wanting any variety of fried, high cholesterol, breakfast will have to get a licence to drive an HGV 6 months prior to ordering. Failure to obtain the correct outer packaging could result in admittance to the EU being refused.
It will be illegal for any British person to swim anywhere on the continent unless wearing a bowler hat as an identifier.
In 2020 all fish must be given French, German, Norwegian, Portuguese or Spanish names depending on which country they were caught near. Labels must be attached to each fish with the correct title.
From the 1st of January 2021 all gammon exports must be relabelled as "Le Jambon Fumé Rouge".
From 2020 the UK will have to perform each & every Eurovision Song Contest entry in the language of the host nation.
Following the UK's departure a large number of underground cables will slowly, but inexorably, pull the UK (plus Ireland) towards the Caribbean, ultimately making good on the 'sunlit uplands' pledge. The current favoured final resting place is south of Jamaica.
From July 2019 the British Library will be relabelled 'Le Bibliothèque Britanique'.
From 2021 all cows in the Northern Ireland will be called 'Bernard' and 'Bernard Moo Moo' after crossing the border to the republic.
From January 2020 all blue UK passports must be inside in a burgundy wrapper.
Her's some of mine:
From 2021 the England rugby team will start the three 6 Nations games against France, Ireland & Italy on minus 15 points.
From summer 2019, just to annoy the ERG on Christmas Day, the Brussels Sprout will be labelled "Le Euro Cabbage' and be required to conform to regulations on size, shape, colour and rankness.
From 2021 English breakfasts will be replaced with continental breakfasts.
Anybody wanting any variety of fried, high cholesterol, breakfast will have to get a licence to drive an HGV 6 months prior to ordering. Failure to obtain the correct outer packaging could result in admittance to the EU being refused.
It will be illegal for any British person to swim anywhere on the continent unless wearing a bowler hat as an identifier.
In 2020 all fish must be given French, German, Norwegian, Portuguese or Spanish names depending on which country they were caught near. Labels must be attached to each fish with the correct title.
From the 1st of January 2021 all gammon exports must be relabelled as "Le Jambon Fumé Rouge".
From 2020 the UK will have to perform each & every Eurovision Song Contest entry in the language of the host nation.
Following the UK's departure a large number of underground cables will slowly, but inexorably, pull the UK (plus Ireland) towards the Caribbean, ultimately making good on the 'sunlit uplands' pledge. The current favoured final resting place is south of Jamaica.
From July 2019 the British Library will be relabelled 'Le Bibliothèque Britanique'.
From 2021 all cows in the Northern Ireland will be called 'Bernard' and 'Bernard Moo Moo' after crossing the border to the republic.
From January 2020 all blue UK passports must be inside in a burgundy wrapper.
Tuesday, 5 March 2019
The Omnishambles rolls on
The pretence of a government have postponed their financial services bill debate to avert defeat on overseas tax havens.
They are now so weak, so spineless, they can't even get simple legislation through the commons.
Meanwhile Chris Failing is now such a liability that he was benched & the Tiggerish Health Secretary, matt Hancock, covered for him in an UQ on the farcical shambles he made of the Ferry/Eurotunnel fiasco.
Despite Grayling taking the decisions & spunking away £33 million of taxpayers money to settle the case Eurotunnel brought over the secret contracts/not following standard contract tendering processes.
Elsewhere Maybot's illusory government offered a #NorthernBung to deprived communities in a blatant attempt to bribe MPs to vote for her deal. She said the'd be millions of pounds spent but firstly it turned out to be far less than councils has lost under ideological austerity measures. Then it turned out that the money would be spread over 6-7 years.
This shambolic government ca't even organise a bribe properly!
They are now so weak, so spineless, they can't even get simple legislation through the commons.
Meanwhile Chris Failing is now such a liability that he was benched & the Tiggerish Health Secretary, matt Hancock, covered for him in an UQ on the farcical shambles he made of the Ferry/Eurotunnel fiasco.
Despite Grayling taking the decisions & spunking away £33 million of taxpayers money to settle the case Eurotunnel brought over the secret contracts/not following standard contract tendering processes.
Elsewhere Maybot's illusory government offered a #NorthernBung to deprived communities in a blatant attempt to bribe MPs to vote for her deal. She said the'd be millions of pounds spent but firstly it turned out to be far less than councils has lost under ideological austerity measures. Then it turned out that the money would be spread over 6-7 years.
This shambolic government ca't even organise a bribe properly!
2019 Death List - Updated
- Dianne Oxberry
- Dick Miller
- Windsor Davies
- Jeremy Hardy
- Albert Finney
- Gordon Banks
- Karl Lagerfeld
- Peter Tork
- Keith Flint
- Luke Perry
- Magenta Devine
- Charlie Whiting
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