Wednesday, 16 January 2019
From Sue Perkins
History will record that took Theresa May two years, billions of pounds in wasted revenue, and a historic Commons defeat before she even considered reaching out across the House and party lines on this, the greatest crisis of our generation.
Maybot timeline
Maybot 2017: No deal is better than a bad deal.
Maybot 2018: This is the only deal. Maybot 2019: Fuck you all! I'll be home soon Phil, so get the wine and crisps ready.
Maybot 2018: This is the only deal. Maybot 2019: Fuck you all! I'll be home soon Phil, so get the wine and crisps ready.
The worst defeat ever but Maybot stumbles on
In normal times Theresa May would be considering her position after this shattering, humiliating defeat of her major policy, which she's spent years working on. Years in which she's taken political body blows and for what?
It should be curtains for both her and her vile pretence of a government. Unfortunately we don't live in normal times plus she's shown she'll do absolutely anything to hang onto the illusion of power for another day.
She's has no honour.
It should be curtains for both her and her vile pretence of a government. Unfortunately we don't live in normal times plus she's shown she'll do absolutely anything to hang onto the illusion of power for another day.
She's has no honour.
The Withdrawl Agreement is dead
The 230 vote majority against May's deal has ensured that the painstakingly negotiated deal is deader than the dodo.
The sheer stubborn stupidity of Theresa May, bending over backwards to appease her far-right loonies, her imposition of her 'red lines' (to appease the extremists) and a catalogue of unforced errors made this outcome inevitable.
Having spent 2+ years, shitloads of money & labelling 48% of her fellow countrymen & women as "citizens of nowhere" Maybot now she says she wants to reach out to the opposition that she has criticised at every turn.
As Yvette Copper pithily put it.
The sheer stubborn stupidity of Theresa May, bending over backwards to appease her far-right loonies, her imposition of her 'red lines' (to appease the extremists) and a catalogue of unforced errors made this outcome inevitable.
Having spent 2+ years, shitloads of money & labelling 48% of her fellow countrymen & women as "citizens of nowhere" Maybot now she says she wants to reach out to the opposition that she has criticised at every turn.
As Yvette Copper pithily put it.
A historic, shattering defeat
May's lost by 230 votes!
One of the biggest parliamentary defeats of modern times!
A 230 vote twatting is at the upper end of the wildest prediction predictions.
As a reflection of how bad this crushing, shattering humiliaytion is, the worst-ever defeat for a British government was 1924 when Ramsay Macdonald’s Labour minority government lost by 166 votes.
One of the biggest parliamentary defeats of modern times!
A 230 vote twatting is at the upper end of the wildest prediction predictions.
As a reflection of how bad this crushing, shattering humiliaytion is, the worst-ever defeat for a British government was 1924 when Ramsay Macdonald’s Labour minority government lost by 166 votes.
Monday, 7 January 2019
Lorry shambles
Several hundred lorries a day use the Dover-Calais crossing.
This piss-poor pretence of a Government is testing readiness for a no deal shitstorm using less than 100 lorries.
They really are a useless bunch of tossers.
#BrexitOmniShambles
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