Gothic Nostril: April 2021

Friday, 30 April 2021

Brexit dividends no 849

So we can no longer land cod but Norway can export it here tariff-free. 🤔

People might not rally give a fuck about the fact the financial sector is haemorrhaging money to the continent but they'd notice if there was no cod for their fish & chips. 

And they'd not be happy.

Wednesday, 28 April 2021

#CashForCurtains

The stupidest thing is Johnson could have killed the #CashForCurtains scandal at the start by saying:

'We've got a rugrat now and, after reflection, decided to redecorate and toddler-proof the entire flat. I couldn't get access to the money at the time so a pal lent it to me & I paid him back. Simples.

Sorry if |I haven't had time to update the members register but it's on my 'To Do' list and I promise I will when I get a moment.'

Sarah Vine

Sarah Vine: “The prime minister can’t be expected to live in a skip.”

So why does he look like he fucking woke up in one every frigging day?

Bat-shit mental breakdown 2

I don't think I've ever seen #MajorSleaze so rattled!

Looks like Starmer has landed a painful series of blows, so much so that he's now raving & ranting about anything that comes into his tiny mind!

After last week's 'shoplifter defence' I didn't think I'd see Johnson do much worse. That full-on raving, practically frothing at the mouth, madman was totally unexpected. Either it was an act, he knows he's in deep shit or both.