A brexit thread on article 50 by Edwin Haywood

The truth about Brexit

The maddest in the room

Wondering if Trumplethinskin has recovered from his encounter with off-his-tits asshat Kanye yet. It must have been a novel experience for the White House: for the 1st time in his presidency the Mango Mussolini wasn't the maddest person in the room.

Torquay Tosspot

The EU is punishing us for deciding to leave by making us experience the results of leaving whines a moon-faced twat in Torquay.
Elsewhere, thickie twins Davis & Johnson attempt to out-arsehole each other.

That's this country's political 'elite' folks.

Coalition of Chaos?

David Davis wants a cabinet rebellion, Leadsome is 'considering her postion' & lying arsehole McVey is poised to get away with murder too by quitting.

And, despite being bunged a billion, Foster wants to bring down the government too. Remember when the Tories were attacking Labour as "The Coalition of Chaos"?

They have redefined the term.

Brexit Broadcasting Corporation

The government's mouthpiece, the #BrexitBroacastingCorporation are no better than the Kremlin's 'Russia Today'. The only thing Orwell got wrong was the date. #MinistryOfTruth

The royal schlong works Part 97

The UK is heading towards a disastrous cliff edge Brexit, the NHS is crumbling, the Met appears to be refusing to investigate crime, people are being starved and/or made homeless by this cruel & vindictive government but rejoice peasants!
The royal schlong works!


While the media are going into a forelock tugging frenzy over an former actress having a sprog, has anybody checked what horribly embarrassing policy announcements or statistics the Tories have sneaked out today?

#AGoodDayToBuryBadNews

A lesson for Maybot

Maybot getting a lesson in politics today: even if you bung a bunch of loathsome religious nutters a billion quid you shouldn't be surprised when said nutters decide to behave in a way that's guaranteed to fuck you over anyway. #DUP #TheresaMay

2018 Death List - Updated

• Peter Preston
• Cyrille Regis
• Dolores O'Riordan
• Hugh Masekela 
• Peter Mayle
• Jimmy Armfield
• Ursula K Le Guin 
• Mark E. Smith
• John Mahoney 
• Emma Chalmers
• Sir Roger Bannister
• Davide Astori 
• Trevor Baylis 
• Sir Ken Dodd 
• Victor Kalashnikov
• Stephen Hawking
• Jim Bowen
• Arnaud Beltrame
• Bill Maynard
• Winnie Mandela 
• Ray Wilkins 
• Ivan Mauger
• Eric Bristow
• Dale Winton 
• Verne Troyer 
• Baroness Tessa Jowell 
• Margot Kidder 
• Peter Stringfellow 
• V. S. Naipaul 
• Barry Chuckle
• Tony Bullimore
• Mary Ellis
• Ellie Soutter
• Peter Firmin
• Sergio Marchionne 
• Leslie Grantham
• Eunice Grayson
• Aretha Franklin
• Neil Simon
• John McCain
• Liz Fraser
• Burt Reynolds
• Kofi Annan
• Burt Reynolds
• Fenella Fielding
• Enzo Calzaghe
• Dudley Sutton
• Dennis Norden
• Geoffrey Hayes  
• Charles Aznavour
• Monserrat Caballé
• Ray Golton
• Stan Lee

Stuck between the ERG & the deep blue sea

Maybot is screwed & she knows it. Her party will wield the knife sooner or later as:

1) She says fuck Brexit & gets toppled by the ERG & DUP

2) She says screw the country & plows on with Brexit and gets toppled by Remain-supporting MPs.

Either way her premiership is fucked.

Vetoes

One thing Maybot in her haughty arrogance has forgotten: the EU Parliament has a veto on any deal she may manage to negotiate (as do the other states) and is likely to view her immigration plans badly (as will other states). So #NoDeal it is then.

How to recruit youngster to the Tories

To make sure that she can no longer be accused of racism, Theresa May today decided to impose a "Hostile Environment" on the entire population of the UK.

And some of the aging, brainless gammon's in Birmingham think bringing back hanging will persuade the young to vote Tory. 

Though 2 very stupid cocksplats think they have the answer: bring back hanging & invading/colonsing Africa again.

To think that these abortions who climbed out of the bucket are allowed to vote!

Bannon Playbook Boris

Johnson is using the 'Bannon/Trump playbook (the "Lock Her Up" chants are coming).

According to many #Brextremists the Good Friday Agreement doesn't matter, so the EU should troll him by saying he's inspired them to build a wall along the Irish Border & they'll make the UK to pay for it.

Let's see how their latest stinky arse guff plays on both sides of the border.

Opportunity Denied

A Bonfire of Red Tape

The Tories post-#Brexit wet-dream: to 'deregulate' red-tape like maternity pay, employment laws, equality laws health & safety laws, consumer protection laws.

An offshore, low-regulation, no-tax tax haven to compete with the EU. It'll be trumpeted as a 'Bonfire of Red Tape'.

Maybot on Immigration (again)

One thing Maybot in her haughty arrogance has forgotten: the EU Parliament has a veto on any deal she may manage to negotiate (as do the other states) and is likely to view her immigration plans badly (as will other states).

So #NoDeal it is then.

[Actually, this has lilely been the plan all along as it means that the #Brexshitters can blame the EU for their cock-ups.]

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No downside

Funnily enough, I don't remember the #Brexshitters mentioning a loss of the right to live & work in 30 countries among the "There will be no downside to Brexit, only a considerable upside." (David Davies 10/10/16).

Siri

'Siri show me what a lying tosspot talking bollocks to the massively gullible looks like'.

Where the government's been heading for years: A Thread.

Festival of Post Brexit Britain Revealed

Ryder Cup

As Europe wins the Blowhard, OutFoxed, Bowel Disease, Dildo Dave and the Member for the 18th Century insist that the UK could have not only won it without the EU players but, based on events many decades ago, that the Americans would help us win by a bigger margin too.

Mind you, Umerica's biggest mistake was not selecting the Mango Mussolini as a wild card. The Tangerine Tosspot has spent the vast majority of the last two years practising too. #RyderCup

Michaelmas Term

"Drums. Drums in the deep ... They are coming." #MichaelmasTerm

Hunt The Leader

When the Jeremy Hunt looks like a credible leadership candidate for your party you've got a serious problem. This cretinous arse once nearly brained a woman with a bell on the live TV.

Dogwhistle stupidity

Jeremy Hunt’ referring to the EU as the USSR (after previous Foreign Secretary called them “Nazi’s”) will upset a lot of the very people we need to get any kind of deal.

Goodwill and trust are hard to earn, easy to carelessly chuck away. And this is after Maybot demanded “Respect’ from the EU!