2018 Death List - Updated

• Peter Preston
• Cyrille Regis
• Dolores O'Riordan
• Hugh Masekela 
• Peter Mayle
• Jimmy Armfield
• Ursula K Le Guin 
• Mark E. Smith
• John Mahoney 
• Emma Chalmers
• Sir Roger Bannister
• Davide Astori 
• Trevor Baylis 
• Sir Ken Dodd 
• Victor Kalashnikov
• Stephen Hawking
• Jim Bowen
• Arnaud Beltrame
• Bill Maynard
• Winnie Mandela 
• Ray Wilkins 
• Ivan Mauger
• Eric Bristow
• Dale Winton 
• Verne Troyer 
• Baroness Tessa Jowell 
• Margot Kidder 
• Peter Stringfellow 
• V. S. Naipaul 
• Barry Chuckle
• Tony Bullimore
• Mary Ellis
• Ellie Soutter
• Peter Firmin
• Sergio Marchionne 
• Leslie Grantham
• Eunice Grayson
• Aretha Franklin
• Neil Simon
• John McCain
• Liz Fraser
• Burt Reynolds
• Kofi Annan
• Burt Reynolds
• Fenella Fielding
• Enzo Calzaghe
• Dudley Sutton
• Dennis Norden
• Geoffrey Hayes  
• Charles Aznavour
• Montserrat Caballé
• Ray Galton
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'Letter boxes' & 'Bank Robbers.

I’m not sure how Mr Johnson’s latest publicity-seeking article [where he said women wearing Islamic garments such as the niqab looked like letter boxes and/or bank robbers] advances the only thing that motivates odious Boris to do anything: his overarching ambition to become PM. Oh yeah!

Dog whistle politics to the (far)right-wingers, as per chapter's 1 through 20 from ‘The Book of Bannon’.

Errrr ..

Best banner ever?

May & Macron

"See that field over there? That's the one you ran through but now it's been sown with a new crop."

"But it's empty."

"I know. It's sowed with all the fucks Angela & I give about you."

Easiest deal?

So Lying Liam, when are those German carmakers going to ride to the rescue and force everybody to do this easy deal?

All the cards

Unfortunately for Mendacious Michael it turned out that 2 of the cards were Mr Bun the Baker, 1 was the Ace of Spades, 3 were from Exploding Kittens & the remaining 2 were from Cards Against Humanity ...ce..