Water falling from the sky!

There’s something weird falling outside the window. There’s a lot of it too! 

From 'Easy' to 'Stockpiling'

It’s amazing that we’ve gone from ‘the easiest deal in history’ to stockpiling food, medicine, blood etc in just over 2 years. And we haven’t even crashed out with no deal yet with all that implies for citizens here and on the continent (all rights to live where they live end) & businesses.

Rationing

Looking forward to receiving my new burgundy ration book from the Government. I don’t have a car or eat meat so will be able to swap petrol & gammon with somebody. Will take veg, fruit, ibuprofen and weaponry in exchange. #NoDealBrexit

Project Fear P2

I’m wondering at what point #ProjectFear morphs into #ProjectTerror?

Is it when we start stockpiling food, when big multinational manufacturing firms move production or when we are fighting for the last fried rat in the kingdom?

No Deal Brexit Pt 334

40+? You are unlikely to ever see the upside of #Brexit (assuming there are any and we discover them after the 50+ years that Jacob Rees Mogg predict’s it’ll take).

Under 40? Your opportunities/jobs/rights are going though your kids/grandkids may live to see the ‘Sunlit Uplands’.

Put that on the side of a fucking bus

Jeremy Cunt

"UK public will blame EU for No-Deal #Brexit" says Jeremy Hunt.

No you gormless spunkthrostle: we’ll blame you & the rest of the brainless melts in the Tory Party for crashing the economy off a cliff for ideological reasons & to enrich yourselves & your backers.

Even a particularly thick turbot can see it’s the fault of you and you chums, you brain-damaged wankbadger!

Thickie lies...

To be fair, Dreadsome Leadsom isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer & she's got a long history of spouting lies (eg her 'CV') & assorted other bollocks. She once praised Jane Austin as one of our finest living authors ...

Bad faith = lies

Theresa May will renege on her agreement with the EU for a backstop arrangement she signed in December.

The EU27 will surely see this as bad faith.

Why would they EU side continue to negotiate with somebody he repudiates any agreement she signs 6-8 months later?

A #NoDealBrexit is coming.

Squatting Boris

I see that Boris Johnson is still squatting in the grace & favour flat that goes with the job of Foreign Secretary. Much like his views on #Brexit the member for Uxbridge & South Ruislip wants to have his cake & eat it without any of the 'responsibility' thing impinging on cake-related activities.

The Mango Mussolini

Funny to think that this time last week I was on my way to London to protest against the Mango Mussolini.

If you dont back me ...

"If you don't back me, JEREMY CORBYN WILL BE PM" - shrieks Theresa May. Hmm .... A man who wants a fair society, to properly fund the NHS, to re-nationalise the railways, to make the wealthy pay a little more tax and not have everything their way...

What a truly TERRIBLE prospect.

Well that Cabinet ‘unity’ agreed on Friday didn’t last long!

David Davis resigned on Sunday night. Not that anybody would care as he'd done the square-root of fuck-all after Maybot realised what a pigs ear he was making of negotiations.

Then, instead of chairing a meeting on the Balkans, designed to show that we can be trusted in a post-Brexit world (and on the day a UK citizen died in a chemical attack) Boris Johnson quit too.

The narcissistic spaffer even invited a photographer in to capture him signing his resignation letter. While he was arranging this, No 10 spiked him by announcing he was quitting.

It's a measure of the man Johnson is that despite the inflicting further punishment on a UK citizen in Iran, the death of another in a chemical attack & the fact he was supposed to host a conference on the Balkans designed to bolster the UK's reputation he trashed, that resigned over an inter-party fued because he feared being out-flanked by David Davis. 

Jeremy Hunt is now the UK's public face and his first big task is to welcome the tiny-handed, lying, racist, sex-pest that Theresa May so inadvisably invited over in a desperate attempt to ingratiate herself with the new administration. Talk a babtism of bollock-fire!

CCHQ & bare-faced cheek

On the 2nd of July the odious Tories peddled a blatant, barefaced lie, claiming credit for measures on package holidays that's actually come from the EU!

I fixed it for them & let them know I'd done it for free.

Putting aside the way that @CCHQPress was "economical with the actualité" in claiming that it was them, not the EU who introduced new package holiday rules, I want to hear if they plan to keep them post March 2019.