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So we've just done the most spazz-brained thing in our history.

It's official: we've now done the stupidest thing in history & walked away from our biggest market, then asking for ALL THE THINGS WE FUCKING HAD LIKE ACCESS TO OUR BIGGEST MARKET.

Here's an image of the hapless Mrs Maybe triggering Article 50

Mind you, I still blame this shiny-faced, jizzbrained, spazztard pig-fucker for screwing us all over in order to deal with the gobshite spunktrumpet’s in his own party. #twat

Cunty Coscksucker

Yet again Bruce is hopeful that Monica will spread her legs for him.

Yet again I'm doing the work that any one of her 3 1/2 staff members could do.

Just hope the cunt appreciates this.

Very very angry.

PandIS status ... Shafted

So Steve's K & R, some bod from HR & Sue have officially told Phil, Mick, Neville & Natalie that they are being made redundant. Just to extract more urine, they want everybody to work until the end of September so that there's no disruption to the graduadion ceremonies before Nicholls gets his back-hander.

Personally I'd tell them i) they're taking the piss & ii) to shove working Saturday's where the sun doesn't shine....

Steve R had told Mick not to worry before Xmas & Sue had told me similar. I no longer truly trust either of them!

Printroom will probably be next.

The 2017 Death List [to be updated as & when]

The 2017 Death List [to be updated as & when]

• Graham Taylor 
• Gene Cernan (the last bloke to walk on the moon) 
• Rachael Heyhoe-Flint 
• Mary Tyler-Moore  
• Tam Dalyell  
• John Hurt  
• Joost Van Der Westhuizen   
• Tara Palmer-Tomkinson 
• Bill Paxton   
• John Surtees   
• Gerald Kaufmam 
• Martin McGuinness
• Colin Dexter 
• Ronnie Mora
• John Geils Jr 
• Ugo Ehiogu
• Geoffrey Bayldon

The Turkey's Have It

Old woman doesn't protect her subjects by vetoing Brexit bill.

Still the old scrounger will be dead soon so she doesn't give a fuck.

Nice to know my birthday will be remembered by future generations as the first step into our decline into pointless irrelevance & poverty ...

[Update: May's plan to announce it on the 16th was spiked by Nicola Sturgeon so it's going ahead on the 29th]

Another year dribbles past

51 ... How did I ever get so old?

Still, got the coolest thing ever from Gordon: a steampunk cryptex!

Crashed kid

Well that was odd: walking back from the food park and heard a crash. Turned round & saw a bike on the ground & then crying from attached kiddy buggy.

Walked over as the dad got the kid out & asked if they were OK. Unexpectedly the kid reached over to me (possibly because he didn't trust his father) & he let him go. Comforted the poor mite for a minute or so & then handed him back. Think that he was just in shock after being unexpectedly turned over.