As Professor Farnsworth might say.
I've had contact from Addenbrookes Hospital asking if they can use some of my photographs in the new treatment unit.
More information when I get it :-)
Friday, 25 July 2008
Tuesday, 22 July 2008
The Zen Guide To Life
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, in fact just
f**k off and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
flat tyre.
3. The darkest hour comes just before dawn. So if you're going to
steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It only becomes really important if you aren't
getting any.
5. Don't aspire to be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you
can't be promoted.
6. Remember that nobody is listening until you fart.
7. Remember that you are unique, just like everybody else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. if you think that nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try
missing a couple of mortgage payments.
10. If you find that you never succeed at the first attempt, avoid
skydiving.
11. Have you ever lent somebody £20 and you never see them again? It
was probably worth every penny.
12. Some days we are flies, some days we are windscreens.
13. Remember it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad
judgement.
15. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
16. There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman.
Neither one works.
17. Experience is something you never have until just after you really
need it.
18. We are born naked, wet and hungry and we get smacked on the bum.
From there on in, life gets worse.
19. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
20. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark
side, and it holds the universe together.
21. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night.
22. Be nice to your children. They'll choose your nursing home.
23. A day without sunshine is like night.
24. A bird in the hand will, inevitably, poo on your wrist.
25. The man who claims to be the boss in his own home will lie about
other things as well.
26. Wedding anniversaries are always closer than they appear on the
calendar.
27. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, in fact just
f**k off and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
flat tyre.
3. The darkest hour comes just before dawn. So if you're going to
steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It only becomes really important if you aren't
getting any.
5. Don't aspire to be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you
can't be promoted.
6. Remember that nobody is listening until you fart.
7. Remember that you are unique, just like everybody else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. if you think that nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try
missing a couple of mortgage payments.
10. If you find that you never succeed at the first attempt, avoid
skydiving.
11. Have you ever lent somebody £20 and you never see them again? It
was probably worth every penny.
12. Some days we are flies, some days we are windscreens.
13. Remember it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad
judgement.
15. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
16. There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman.
Neither one works.
17. Experience is something you never have until just after you really
need it.
18. We are born naked, wet and hungry and we get smacked on the bum.
From there on in, life gets worse.
19. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
20. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark
side, and it holds the universe together.
21. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night.
22. Be nice to your children. They'll choose your nursing home.
23. A day without sunshine is like night.
24. A bird in the hand will, inevitably, poo on your wrist.
25. The man who claims to be the boss in his own home will lie about
other things as well.
26. Wedding anniversaries are always closer than they appear on the
calendar.
27. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
New photos
Well the photographs have finally been added to the icphotographs.com website - hope you like them :-)
Friday, 11 July 2008
Thursday, 10 July 2008
Been away for a few days, mostly looking at the rain :-(
Haven't been able to put new pictures on the icphotographs website as I've 'misplaced' the USB stick that had them on .... I think one of the cats must have hidden it.
Hopefully I'll either find it in the next day or so or I'll get a new stick and put them on again.
Haven't been able to put new pictures on the icphotographs website as I've 'misplaced' the USB stick that had them on .... I think one of the cats must have hidden it.
Hopefully I'll either find it in the next day or so or I'll get a new stick and put them on again.
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